Pop Quiz!

Question 1. Here's a picture. Who do you think this is?

All righty then.

Question 2. Here's a second picture, taken within a few hours of the first. Who's this?

Question 2 is easy, because there are only two possible answers. Your answer is either "Lindsay Lohan," or "I'm a serious, mentally stable person, and so I have no idea that that's Lindsay Lohan."

And, despite the fact that the papparazzi apparently thought that the person in the first photograph was also Lindsay Lohan, it's not. That's Debbie Harry.

Lindsay Lohan was born in 1986, and will be 26 in July.

Debbie Harry was born in 1945, and will be 67, also in July.

Let Us Pray -- A G&S Quiz

"Dear Lord this year you have taken away my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze, my favorite actress, Farrah Fawcett, my favorite singer, Michael Jackson, and my favorite salesman, Billy Mays. I just wanted to let you know that Barack Obama is my favorite president."

QUESTION:  Is this breath-taking tea-bagger right-wing militia incitement to violence?  or is it a joke?

Crib Sheet HERE.

Credit Where Credit is Due

Whatever else may be said about The One, he's really very good at this sort of thing:

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Pop Quiz!

Of course it's a goat, you dimwit. Even you suburban morons know that. But the question of the day is: Just which goat is this, and what is it's claim to fame?

Think on it a while, before going HERE and HERE.