Better than toast, better than water spots . . . .

. . . . THIS is entirely scientific, it's in the newspaper (well, sort of) AND it's on the internet, so it's GOT to be true, eh?

THE face of JESUS has appeared in an ultrasound scan of a baby in the womb. Stunned mum-to-be Erica Brazier saw the image seven months into her troubled pregnancy with her daughter. It was taken after her high-blood pressure threatened the tot, who ended up born a month early. Erica said of little Aaliyah: “The scans are a sign she’s special.” Officials at the Toledo Hospital, Ohio, US, insist the snaps were not tampered with.

There are pictures, of course.

Just as bizarre, it seems to me, is the little note at the end of this story in The Sun:

HAVE your ultrasound baby scans revealed anything startling? Let us know what you’ve spotted. Email The Sun at exclusive@the-sun.co.uk or call our news desk on 020 7782 4101.

We may thus expect futher ultrasound revelations: Images of Uncle Sid, Mount Rushmore, various animals, and foodstuffs. A picture of a piece of toast would be a nice touch.