Please stand clear of...my path to superstardom.
This is your big chance! Metro is holding a contest to re-record the "doors closing" voice. Submissions close January 20. I'm gargling salt-water in anticipation.Hat tip: Almost Ignatius J.
"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
--Archilochus
Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."
Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."
This is your big chance! Metro is holding a contest to re-record the "doors closing" voice. Submissions close January 20. I'm gargling salt-water in anticipation.
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