Culture Shock

They've got Wagner, Mozart, Brahms, Bach, Beethoven, and so on and so forth.

We've got, what? Roy Orbison?

According to Wikipedia (and what better source could there be?):

Running since 1956, the Eurovision Song Contest is an annual televised song contest with participants from numerous countries whose national television broadcasters are members of the European Broadcasting Union (EBU). The Contest is broadcast on television and radio throughout Europe, in selected countries around the world, and on the Internet.

Since European art is well-known to be subtle and wise, superior to the shallow, profit-driven Mc-Culture of the United States, we thought we'd bring you this year's Eurovision song contest winner, the best of the best:



Hat tip to Jonah Goldberg, of all people.