"Every gross brained idiot is suffered to come into print." ~ Thomas Nash (1592)
"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."
--Archilochus
Glenn Reynolds:
"Heh."
Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."
Albert A. Gore, Jr.:"An incontinent brute."
Rev. Jeremiah Wright:"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."
Friends of GF's Sons:"Is that really your dad?"
Kickball Girl:"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."
Hired Hand:"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."
. . . your departure from Beirut may be delayed until we can re-pave the runway, and we put out the burning fuel tankers at the end of the tarmac. We appreciate your patience, and thank you for flying Kurdistani Airlines."
Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 12:25 PM
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