Do I Hear $10,000?
Apparently, Keven Federline (yes, that Keven Federline) will show up at your party if you pay him $20,000. The published story doesn't indicate how much you have to pay to make him stay away.Tell you what: for a mere $15,000, you can have the real, live, original Gentleman Farmer come to your party, thus saving you $5,000 over other, competing brands.
For an additional $2,000, you can have a live performance of your choice of stories:
The time he stole the baskets from CVS story;
the time the guy died on the witness stand;
the time my buddy pitched at a kids baseball game wearing a tuxedo but barefoot; or
the time I got mad at #1 Son for warning me that I'd left #2 Son in the shopping cart in the Supermarket.
I'm waiting by the phone. No serious offer refused.
Presented for your delectation by the Gentleman Farmer at 6:05 AM
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Selfish Country Music Loving Lady said ... (9:19 AM) :
post a commentOh my. I was getting those stories for free at lunch most days for about 20 years. At a fair market value of $15,000 per lunch session, just how much unreported income do I have? Yikes.
where are my royalties?
Can I just go straight to #1 son for that last one? I'm pretty sure he owes me a debt for all those times I've told him about how I told my mom to cut my brother's head off.