"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

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Friday, July 14, 2006

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Remember the Saturday Night Live skit involving the Gay Communist Gun Club:
Bob: You're on the air.

Caller #6: Why shouldn't I just join the National Rifle Association, or the National Gay Alliance?

John: Well.. the NRA has certainly supported pro-gun legislation, but if you look at their record at promoting Communism or gayness, it's actually not that good.

Bob: And, I could be wrong on this - the National Gay Alliance has yet to sponsor one bare butt safari.

Caller #7: Yes, I'm gay, I'm Communist, I love guns, and I'm a staunch feminist,. Could I join?

John: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lady, you're all over the place! I think you should focus in on what you believe in, and then call us back.
Well, for a more inclusive age, there's now the more inclusive Gay Black Jewish Klansmen for Tolerance and Understanding.

We're pleased that someone makes this stuff up.

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