"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Thursday, August 24, 2006

This Guy Is More Messed Up Than We Thought, People

Harper's Bazaar will soon be reporting, as part of an excerpted memoir by a Sudanese novelist-cum-former bin Laden sex slave, that the world's most wanted mass murderer. . . wanted to kill Bobby Brown and take Whitney Houston as his bride.

I am not kidding.

Read up here.

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