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"The Minneapolis city attorney's office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000."
"Coupled with several minor accidents and broken down cars, traffic has now been stranded on the expressway for the past nine days."
Time to move on: Jersey Shore now popular with . . . everyone.
Most street protesters today are just bitter wannabes, cranky because they weren't 20 in 1965. They lack the fundamental quality that made the '60s fun: a sense of humor. A glimmer of light: "You're sexy, you're cute, take off your riot suit!"
Time to reconsider the Barnard Girl stereotype? NSFW a cappella.
We still don't know how to pronounce "Nevada," and we don't care.
"Coupled with several minor accidents and broken down cars, traffic has now been stranded on the expressway for the past nine days."
Time to move on: Jersey Shore now popular with . . . everyone.
Most street protesters today are just bitter wannabes, cranky because they weren't 20 in 1965. They lack the fundamental quality that made the '60s fun: a sense of humor. A glimmer of light: "You're sexy, you're cute, take off your riot suit!"
Time to reconsider the Barnard Girl stereotype? NSFW a cappella.
We still don't know how to pronounce "Nevada," and we don't care.
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