"The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing."


Glenn Reynolds:

Barack Obama:
"Impossible to transcend."

Albert A. Gore, Jr.:
"An incontinent brute."

Rev. Jeremiah Wright:
"God damn the Gentleman Farmer."

Friends of GF's Sons:
"Is that really your dad?"

Kickball Girl:
"Keeping 'em alive until 7:45."

Hired Hand:
"I think . . . we forgot the pheasant."

I'm an
Alcoholic Yeti
in the
TTLB Ecosystem

Monday, August 23, 2010

News You Can Use

"The Minneapolis city attorney's office has decided to pay seven zombies and their attorney $165,000."

"Coupled with several minor accidents and broken down cars, traffic has now been stranded on the expressway for the past nine days."

Time to move on: Jersey Shore now popular with . . . everyone.

Most street protesters today are just bitter wannabes, cranky because they weren't 20 in 1965. They lack the fundamental quality that made the '60s fun: a sense of humor. A glimmer of light: "You're sexy, you're cute, take off your riot suit!"

Time to reconsider the Barnard Girl stereotype? NSFW a cappella.

We still don't know how to pronounce "Nevada," and we don't care.


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