Adam? David? Nicholas?

Any of those names would work.

Every parent has had to face the daunting task of name selection. If you don't understand that it's a daunting task, then you're not paying attention.

Whatever you name him, that's what his name is.

Penn Jillette (of "Penn & Teller" fame) has announced that his daughter, born last friday, will bear the name "Moxie CrimeFighter Jillette"

Story HERE.

It could, of course, simply be a joke.

Not a joke are the unfortunate names of the daughter of Texas Governor James Stephen Hogg ("Ima Hogg"), or Shanda Lear.

This should constitute child abuse.